Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Soon on eBay

One 5 (soon to be 6) year old female. May or may not answer to "Princess Leia" depending on her mood. Relatively intelligent although extremely lazy. Photographic memory. Potty trained although prone to "accidents". Capable of acts of sweetness, kindness, and overall cuteness. But also capable of random acts of destruction, terrorism, emotional blackmail and willful malice.

Willing to trade for parakeet.

Comes with free Ewok.